Well, my cousin threw down the gaunlet by proposing this quite humorous programmatic rendition of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s indominatable “I Like Big Butts”:
I.like(bigButts) && I.canLie(false);
otherBrothers.canDeny(false);
when (girl.walksIn())
{
if (girl.hasIttyBittyWaist() && roundThing.getLocation()==your.FACE)
{
you.getSprung();
}
}
Which I thought was quite clever. So, I felt I owed him a response comensurate with the length of time I made him wait for a reply.
So, I began thinking for an appropriate song. Then I remembered Men Without Hats‘ 1983 classic “Safety Dance” and how it contained a lot of if/then and boolean language (“‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance…” etc.).
The source code.
664 lines.
Developed using Microsoft Visual C# Express Edition and builds cleanly.
The executable.
Tested under Windows XP SP2 with .Net Framework.
MD5 checksum.
The program’s output.
Prints the song’s lyrics.
The program’s output with log statement enabled.
Show’s the program’s hilarious logic.
Now that should more than settle the score.